Unemployment Journal VI: Sucking Badly (E-Bitch's Continuing Odyssey of Personal Non-Actualization)
Posted Wed Feb 21 00:07:26 2001 by ebitch |
By ebitch
dear unemployment journal,
when i woke up, i stretched out my arms and proclaimed, out loud, "today, i will get my period."
and i did!
i had prepared by adorning the necessary feminine hygiene item, in
the "super" size, since i knew it was coming and did not want to
destroy my 340-thread, egyptian cotton sheets that cost more than i
will earn in a single week of unemployment.
already, only twenty minutes into my menses, my discomfort is
intense. why is that? usually the pain doesn't begin until day two.
possible reasons:
(1) not exercising enough
(2) not taking my vitamins enough, particularly the chelated iron
(3) not eating well, 'well' meaning leafy green vegetables and
non-cheese protein and in regular intervals, as opposed to the constant
ingestion of cheese, pretzels, burritos and espresso
(4) stress - from unemployment, my mother, the dreary weather,and the knowledge my therapist is moving to florida in april
(5) not having enough sex, or any sex, or really just sex with _other_ people
now i have to go to queens.
the triumphant burrito
before, i knew in advance i should not call the burrito man given
my menstrual disposition because of his inability to understand the
word "court," as "court" is the name of my street and in order to have
the burrito brought to me, he must have knowledge of my specific
location.
from therapy i know this is a _negative prediction into the
future_, yet i can not ignore the very likely outcome of calling the
burrito man in my condition. therefore i delegated the call to a
friend, who conveyed the order successfully.
from memory, i requested the _baja_, a smaller version of the
outrageous california. it comes with two fillings: i chose spinach and
mushrooms.
unfortunately, when the burrito arrived, i was not hungry because i
was suffering with my feminine predicament. i ate some of it, but spent
about twenty minutes whining in the fetal position. my friend, who was
wearing a light blue skater hat, went outside to buy me some relief.
she took a five from my wallet and returned minutes later and announced
that she had a huge bottle of ibuprofen in the bathroom and had
forgotten about it. she purchased two, fifty-cent packages of advil.
she kept the five. where is that five? i will bill her via pay pal.
the thought of going to queens for a tea party thrown by a former
co-worker is not appealing at this moment. i wish to see this former
co-worker, but the combination of pain and queens makes me blue.
i took three advil, six-hundred (600) milligrams in total, and waited for relief.
the job hunt: sucking mightily
i tried to remain calm this week, even though there has been no
interest in my resume. i worked a few days as a freelance proofreader
last week, which was nice, but why isn't anybody responding to my
resume? what's going on? is there something wrong with me? damn it's an
eerie sort of quiet out there, so different from the instant uptake i
experienced last year at this time.
what it means
i think the universe may be prompting me to change direction.
coffee impact
unemployment is having a dramatic impact on my diet and coffee
habits. whereas before i was laid off i went to starbucks two or three
times daily, i only visit two or three times weekly. why is that?
it's really not even about money, although i do worry about
dropping three dollars and fifty-seven cents on a double-short latte.
sometimes, i just like my own coffee, which is from starbucks anyway.
since i have time now to brew my own pot of petrol, why not? i have
a fierce coffee machine that i was lucky enough to take with me when my
five-year relationship ended in the spring even though i moved out in
the summer. this reminds me, i have to get my engraver back.
ebitch, why do you need the engraver back? and why do you own one, anyway?
i need the engraver because i'm buying a traditional red wagon
and intend to use it to do my neighborhood thing. i will lock it to
lamp posts but in the event someone takes it, i wish it to be easily
identified.
i got an engraver when i was in cooking school because i had
some very good knives and didn't want anyone walking off with, or even
touching, my nice knives.
ebitch, have you thought of cooking?
well, of course, you big ass-clown.
cooking is an excellent skill to have, it makes me a great catch,
but it is not a career path for a woman of my style and temperament.
the only way i wish to experience professional cooking is at a table at
a restaurant in which professional cooking occurs.
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Name: Lala
Email:
Date: Tue Feb 27 01:17:45 2001
Comment:
Bob - no offense taken.
MagicalPussyFrenzy - Maybe you should see a professional about all
that aggression you've got pent up there. There are meds for that.
Kisses to you, ebitch! I love your diary - possibly because, as you
know, we are sisters in e-unemployment, but more likely because you're
a good writer and you crack my shit up constantly. |
Name: MagicalKittenFrenzy
Email:
Date: Mon Feb 26 22:48:09 2001
Comment: I can skip her writing, but can I skip her NPRNPRNPRNPRNPR?
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Name: bob
Email: pale_13@usa.net
Date: Mon Feb 26 22:29:15 2001
Comment: Oh, THAT is what you were talking about?
In that case, piss off, kitten! I nominate you also for the
proposed CRAP award. Just like eric, you can easily skip MB/EB's
writing if you don't like it.
If it isn't obvious by now, quite a bit of us like her writing, and find it a welcome break from the norm.
Lala, I wasn't trying to be rude. I hope you didn't take it that way.
:)
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Name: MagicalKittenFrenzy
Email:
Date: Mon Feb 26 20:06:55 2001
Comment:
I wasn't talking to lala, I was talking to you. Let me go see if your
latest installment is less inane and weepy and pathetic (prying open
mind with axe handle). HERE IS MY ARTICLE: I LOST MY JOB I HAD TO POOP
A LOT AND USED LOTS OF TOILET PAPER AND I DONT DRINK AS MUCH COFFEE AS
I WANT FROM STARBUCKS - NOT BECAUSE OF MONEY, DON'T THINK I'M ONE OF
THOSE WORTHLESS FUCKING POOR PEOPLE - BUT BECAUSE I HAVE A PLATINUM
PLATED COFFEE MAKER THAT I GOT WHEN I SPLIT UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO
LOOKS LIKE AARON CARTER! (I STILL WANT MY DIAMOND TUMBLER BACK!) LOOK I
CAN USE THE PHRASE "ASS-CLOWN" BECAUSE I AM FUNNY AND HIP, MY ARTICLE
IS ALSO "RAD".
Can I use paypal to send you money to be sterilized.
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Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Mon Feb 26 19:28:39 2001
Comment: everybody, be nice to lala. she's my friend.
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Name: Tom
Email: tpepin@yoyomamedia.com
Date: Mon Feb 26 13:04:05 2001
Comment:
I quite enjoy this column, I find the boring, drab details of other
people's lives entertaining, interesting. (The details of mine are just
drab and grey) About the only time I don't want to hear it is in the
car... in traffic. Or just about any other place where I cannot escape.
Keep on with it! |
Name: bob
Email: pale_13@usa.net
Date: Mon Feb 26 10:46:52 2001
Comment: Oh, while I'm here, I'd like to nominate eric for the Censorship-Related Activist/Partisan award.
Bill, Steve, would you guys be so kind as to sponsor it? CRAP would
bookend nicely with the STFU award, and whether or not readers love or
hate this column, I think everyone who reads it (with one possible
exception) would agree that eric exceeds the wildest expectations of
CRAP, and in fact, many feel he is simply brimming with the spirit of
CRAP, and embodies all that CRAP stands for.
Thanks
:)
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Name: bob
Email: pale_13@usa.net
Date: Mon Feb 26 10:40:50 2001
Comment:
Gotta go with the frostbitten kitten (somewhat, not the tone) on this
one, Lala. Glad you want to talk to MB/EB, but she has her own message
board on her personal site and several email accounts to choose from
that would be more appropriate for direct person-to-person messages.
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Name: MagicalKittenFrenzy
Email:
Date: Sun Feb 25 21:42:49 2001
Comment:
I shed a solitary tear for your predicament. Keep this e/n bullshit on
a personal page like everyone elese, jesus christ. Aren't you an adult?
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Name: Lala
Email: lisalala@earthlink.net
Date: Sun Feb 25 16:30:46 2001
Comment:
ebitch - I'm good. I just saw a job posting for something I might
actually want to do! Will be revising and polishing resume diligently
tonight and crafting compelling cover letter.
We keep missing each other at that other place! Must send you a message. Much to discuss.
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Name: monty
Email: montyphan@hotmail.com
Date: Sun Feb 25 14:52:15 2001
Comment:
ebitch, the story runs tomorrow. and it just annoys me to no end when
other people think they can decide what i watch/listen to/read simply
because they have a problem with it. that's all.
also, did you see there's gonna be a "the sims: house party"
expansion? you can create djs and design raves or whatever. i don't
know, maybe you can do that now (i haven't played it that much), but it
sounded cool. |
Name: Emily Dresner-Thornber
Email: emily@netslaves.com
Date: Sun Feb 25 13:40:17 2001
Comment: No, the Eric posting here is not my husband. And I ask people to please leave me out of flamewars that have absolutely nothing to do with me, or with anything I have posted, or even have said.
Thanks.
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Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Sun Feb 25 11:40:08 2001
Comment:
lala, my sims play did didn't go off as planned, but i did cook a mean
shrimp/garlic/spinach/pasta creation and we had fun. i'm prepared to
fight to the death if we share the same sims crush. how the hell are
you?
and monty, how hard do you rock? when is that article running, btw, about friends firing friends?
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Name: monty
Email: montyphan@hotmail.com
Date: Sun Feb 25 03:11:12 2001
Comment:
my point is still the same. "rolling stone" is filled with stories that
have nothing to do with music. "music television" has shows that have
nothing to do with music. you know what i do when i come across a story
in "rolling stone" that i don't want to read, or an mtv show i don't
want to watch? i skip them! netslaves.com has material that has nothing
to do with the hi-tech world. what's your point? tell me, do you write
letters to "rolling stone" demanding they remove their stories on
politics? do you call mtv asking that it please remove "the real
world"? i happen to enjoy ebitch's writing. and even if i didn't, i
think i'd have a lot better things to spout off about. |
Name: Lala
Email:
Date: Sun Feb 25 03:08:26 2001
Comment:
That's supposed to read:
I have the TM on "shut the fuck up."
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Name: Lala
Email: lisalala@earthlink.net
Date: Sun Feb 25 03:07:18 2001
Comment: I would just like to note for the record that I have the on "Shut the fuck up." It is my tagline, so to speak.
People without names and addys should, um, shut the fuck up.
ebitch - your Sims playdate wouldn't happen to be with a certain
crush object of mine, would it? (Said crush object is a Sims phreak.) |
Name:
Email:
Date: Sun Feb 25 01:22:23 2001
Comment: Eric, you wouldn't happen to be related to Emily, would you?
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Name: bill
Email: bill@netslaves.com
Date: Sat Feb 24 23:56:25 2001
Comment: Eric,
Please write me privately. I would like to talk to you about your concerns. Thanks in advance.
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Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Sat Feb 24 23:21:45 2001
Comment:
my column is also very much like a child molester: harmful and against
the law. i think it may be time for you to get a life, tiny man.
perhaps you have a comfortable, good life because the existence of my
column seems to be your only problem. thank god for you, eric, always
out to protect everyone from evil columnists who don't meet your
intellectual standards. you're very cute when your panties are all in a
wad. |
Name: Eric
Email:
Date: Sat Feb 24 22:50:36 2001
Comment: Don't flatter yourself. Your logic is wrong, and shows that you can't think past the colour of your nail polish.
Your logic says that cops who hunt-down child-molesters must 'in
truth' like them because they spend so much time thinking about them.
Not very intelligent, ebitch.
No, I complain here only about your mindless babble, and I am
sending an e-mail to info@netslaves.com about removing you. Simple as
that. Bye. |
Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Sat Feb 24 18:56:40 2001
Comment:
you _are_ obsessed. you can't stay away! you have designated yourself
editor and chief police officer of what belongs on netslaves? i'm sure
bill and steve will appreciate the help and will feel flattered by your
vote of confidence in their ability to run things.
is this your new hobby, eric? campaigning against a column on
netslaves? i love the comparison of my column to tv violence and bank
congestion. so similar! don't let them watch the shows, and go to
another bank. similarly, don't read my column. you can't stop yourself
though! you will read my next, and my next, and my next after that. you
will show it to your humorless friends and so on. this is all free
publicity, which bill and steve will very much appreciate.
what's your big contribution to the high tech world, eric (thank
you for signing your name - now how about being a real man and giving
up a real email address?)? what do you do that's so amazing, helpful,
creative?
enjoy your obsession and feel free to make peace with me and my column any time. admit it: you like it.
e
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Name: Eric
Email:
Date: Sat Feb 24 16:55:01 2001
Comment:
I guess we shouldn't complain if our kids TV shows have too much
violence, or our bank has 1 teller for 25 people in line. I complain
because your drivel is completely out of place with this site. Go write
about maxipads in Cosmo or Oxygen. Go write about the two different
spellings of grey in in some self-awareness group. But just because you
are in the hi-tech world, doesn't allow you to write about ordering
burritos in a forum which is supposed to be about the problems existing
in the hi-tech world. This is not the proper forum.
I don't talk to me about being against light-hearted stories
Emily's last story about fear in the workplace was excellent: it was
light-hearted to the point of being almost self-deprecating and it had
a very interesting message pertinent to this forum. It was an excellent
read. And it was an article that she had to put some effort, thought,
and research into producing. Not just waking up and realizing that
she's going to get her period today.
And I'm not 'obsessed' with your 'column' (for lack of a better
word)... I'm only interested in getting the powers to-be on this forum
to recognize your drivel and remove you from its list of free-lance
writers. |
Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Sat Feb 24 14:42:33 2001
Comment:
monty, you are my hero. i'm interested in what is setting eric off. i
think you're right - if you knew me, you would know how harmless this
is. but you don't, eric, and i am curious to know what it is that's
making you obsessed with my column in view of the fact you dislike it
so.
what's up monty? i'm having a sims-playing date tonight. how cool is that?
xo
e
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Name: monty
Email: montyphan@hotmail.com
Date: Sat Feb 24 01:38:34 2001
Comment:
ok, anyone who wants to complain about ebitch's columns has that right,
but most of the people who have problems with them seem to be fairly
familiar with her writing. so my question is, if you dislike her
writing so much, why keep reading? if you know you don't like, say,
limp bizkit, do you buy the album anyway, just to make sure? then do
you write fred durst and say, "i bought your album, and boy does it
suck!" your griping proves two things: 1) that you read her column
every week, and 2) that it evokes enough emotion in you that you feel
you must respond. granted, the emotion is anger, but how many times a
day do you read something that evokes no emotion at all, much less
something that makes you want to tell everyone else what you feel? if
you don't like her columns, then don't read them. because if i were
her, any kind of response, negative or otherwise, would just be more of
an incentive to keep writing. all it proves is that people are reading.
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Name: Eric
Email:
Date: Fri Feb 23 19:19:57 2001
Comment: Beagle - huh?
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Name: beagle
Email: nybeagle@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Feb 23 19:06:55 2001
Comment: hey eric,
Why can't you just be a real man and take your bat and ball and go home?
Beagle
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Name: Eric
Email:
Date: Fri Feb 23 16:50:32 2001
Comment:
I don't 'feel' anything about you personally... your 'column', however,
is mindless babble. And even worse, you are now resorting to
time-honoured 'feminine' jokes to get anyone to read your drivel. Good
luck on your interview, hopefully you'll get the job and have no time
for free-lance writing. |
Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Fri Feb 23 08:03:39 2001
Comment:
good morning, everyone. preparing for interview this a.m. eric, how do
you _really_ feel about me and my column? "why bother" - maybe you'll
sign my copy of your forthcoming book entitled "i'm a real geek with
core employable skills and everyone else shouldn't bother"? |
Name: why bother
Email:
Date: Fri Feb 23 07:34:50 2001
Comment:
i have no sympathy for you or anyone of the other whining writers of
content on this site. obviously you have no core employable skills as
there are loads of jobs out there. you're all melodramatic wannabe
technology people. real geeks have in-demand skills. make your own
coffee... starbucks sucks. |
Name: Eric
Email:
Date: Fri Feb 23 02:08:40 2001
Comment: ebitch - looks like I'm not your only 'fan'.
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Name: pale_13
Email: pale_13@usa.net
Date: Thu Feb 22 13:16:23 2001
Comment:
BTW, if you read nameless' posts while imagining a Hannibal voice, it
is much more entertaining. Nameless, think you can work in "Clarice"
once or twice? Thanks! |
Name: bob
Email: pale_13@usa.net
Date: Thu Feb 22 13:14:43 2001
Comment:
Barlow? Isn't that the not-so-sharp brand of knife Tom and Huck always
coveted? Of course that would explain a lot, and it is interesting, as
monty pointed out, how the poor, nameless soul must have been forced to
view the Unemployment Journal. Pity him. |
Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Thu Feb 22 12:49:44 2001
Comment:
ooh! "raison-d'etre" - very impressive. i'm not as invested in this as
you are, whoever you are. i have not touched anything on this page, for
your information. if i'm so boring, why on earth do you come here to
read my articles and comment? this has to be barlow. |
Name:
Email:
Date: Thu Feb 22 12:16:06 2001
Comment: sorry. you're right. your ego is much to fragile for this sort of thing.
using it for fodder may make you crazy, or may actually lend itself
to helping you think your way out of the paper-bag tightly wrapped
around your eyes.
i'll stop. you won't see me again..just erase my current messages as you did the former and we'll all call it a day.
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Name: monty
Email: montyphan@hotmail.com
Date: Thu Feb 22 11:59:21 2001
Comment: stuff i've learned today:
1) i don't drink at starbucks. i have class!
2) while i exercised my own free will when i chose to read mahatma
bitch's journal, others must have been forced, otherwise how else to
explain vitriolic rage and condemnation of writer? (anger-control
issues? ya think??)
3) i must adopt ways of a parasite, lest i also be called a "self-contained unit of life" in derogatory fashion
4) anonymous name-calling is preferable to intelligent discourse in functional society
5) must burn dictionary!
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Name:
Email:
Date: Thu Feb 22 11:58:04 2001
Comment: it's much more fun to torture you, as you have tortured your readers with your dreary description of your small inner world.
i came to this site expecting something, anything, a bit more
pithy, but i wind up with your ego vomited all over as a raison-d'etre
of your worth.
you are boring, jill. your whole little unemployed world is banal and unrelentingly sadistic.
your inferiority complex is showing my dear. please don't be so base as to let it all out here.
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Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Thu Feb 22 11:56:03 2001
Comment:
i also love "ya think??" it's fun to figure out which dim-wit is doing
this mean-spirited sniping. but bring it on! the traffic benefits me
either way. |
Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Thu Feb 22 11:52:21 2001
Comment:
at least i have other hobbies besides going to a web site to read
things by a writer i find disagreeable. and look at you, nameless
wonders! sitting around thinking of witty things to write. if you don't
care for me or this column, why don't you shut the fuck up and do
whatever it is you do all day? sign your names, cowards. |
Name:
Email:
Date: Thu Feb 22 11:31:34 2001
Comment: wow, i bet jillyjill is happy to have such a wit on her side. you do her justice, paleface.
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Name: bob
Email: pale_13@usa.net
Date: Thu Feb 22 11:04:39 2001
Comment: ...as in, read my previous comment, Nameless II...
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Name: bob
Email: pale_13@usa.net
Date: Thu Feb 22 11:03:30 2001
Comment: ditto.
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Name:
Email:
Date: Thu Feb 22 10:55:11 2001
Comment: i wish nameless would have left a moniker of some sort...the person is right on target.
mz maxi is a self-contained unit of life, mesmerized by her own
ability to rationalize. amazingly self-indulgent, narcissus must be her
favorite flower. control issues? ya think??
starbucks?? what a sellout. yeah, they are consistent consistently
repugnant with no value whatever. in a city like new york, com'on,
jilly-jill, ya think that's the best it gets? i thought u had some
class. |
Name: bob
Email: pale_13@usa.net
Date: Thu Feb 22 08:38:58 2001
Comment: Nameless,
If you are going to criticize someone, please at least grow the
stones to put up a bogus name and a Hotmail account. You come across as
either your average disgruntled Eminim-lovin' 12 year-old with zits and
a worn-out palm, or a chronic loser on Love@aol.com.
As for Starbukcs, hey, I can live without it, but it works as a
plot device. If you don't know what a plot device is, try reading some
literary criticism and some reading material more complicated than
Tiger Beat and Big 'Uns.
As for your chronic diarrhea, eat a block of cheese, have a Coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up.
Cheers. :)
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Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Thu Feb 22 06:11:17 2001
Comment: word of the day - "frikkin."
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Name:
Email:
Date: Thu Feb 22 03:56:56 2001
Comment: Um you know wht you don't go to Starbucks 3 times a day anhymore?
Because it's frikkin COFFEE It's not worth 3.57 dollars a cup. Mebbe
you can find somebody as vacuous and shallow as yourself before you
find a new job, then you can stay home and get fat. It'll also give you
somebody to blame for your own personal shortcomings. I'm glad you had
your period, now can I tell you about my chronic diarrhea? |
Name: eudas
Email:
Date: Wed Feb 21 23:29:43 2001
Comment: so steve, where's my stfu award? heh.
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Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Wed Feb 21 20:00:47 2001
Comment:
thanks justme. as for needing a therapist, who said anything about
need? that kind of learning is about wanting. who needs books, college,
art or travel? nobody needs that. people prize that sort of thing
because it's yummy and makes your life richer. anyway, thanks for what
you said. i do aspire to help others, i can't seem to get around to
going to grad school. i love starbucks coffee, by the way. as a coffee
drinker i find it consistent. so there. |
Name: justme
Email:
Date: Wed Feb 21 17:33:10 2001
Comment: hey eBitch, why do you need a therapist ? your
too damn cool... you can start a website helping
other people .. hope you find a kick ass job soon.
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Name: steve gilliard
Email: sgilliard@netslaves.com
Date: Wed Feb 21 16:54:59 2001
Comment:
Uh, I didn't give Pud anything. I have defended him here, on FC and in
person. The site award him an STFU award, but that wasn't my writing. I
do enough to piss people off.:-) Hell, I got one of those as well.
In fact, the first time I met him, he asked me where his award was.
So he found it funny, because he joked about it at least one more time
since then.
And as far as Mojo Coffee goes, I've defended that too, because
it's really good coffee. Amazing coffee, really. I just didn't mention
it here because I'm not a coffee drinker. I drink it, but I rather
drink tea.
So I'm consistant with my choices across the board. Which is part of the fun of being online.
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Name: nan
Email:
Date: Wed Feb 21 16:32:13 2001
Comment: And lest we forget, the STFU went to Netslaves once, too. So I think kindly reminders were in store for a lot of people...
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Name: bill
Email: bill@netslaves.com
Date: Wed Feb 21 16:12:54 2001
Comment: Lala,
We love Pud. Shit, we drink with the guy. The STFU Award was a kindly reminder. That's all.:)
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Name: Lala
Email: lisalala@earthlink.net
Date: Wed Feb 21 16:07:35 2001
Comment:
Mojocoffee! Wait 'til I tell the kids back at FC that mojocoffee is
getting play on Netslaves! Awww, that's a nice thing to do Steve,
especially after you gave Pud the "Shut the Fuck Up" award. |
Name: mahatma bitch
Email: ebitch@netslaves.com
Date: Wed Feb 21 13:24:21 2001
Comment: i'm on my way to therapy now, but when i return, there is much to discuss.
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Name: B Labor
Email:
Date: Wed Feb 21 13:20:00 2001
Comment:
Ok..let me get this straight..yesterady, a netslave staffer (One JMS)
did a commentary on Morning Edition about dotcoms. Is this the same
ebitch person? Come to think of it, u never see them
together..Enlightenment would be apprrciated. |
Name: nan
Email:
Date: Wed Feb 21 10:30:58 2001
Comment: ebitch, you rule. unemployment was never so entertaining.
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Name: beammeup
Email:
Date: Wed Feb 21 09:52:54 2001
Comment:
Professional cooking requires more concentration than almost anything
else I can imagine. . . if the mind wanders, which mine invariably
does. . . there's so much to think about. . . it becomes unpleasant
quite quickly. I respect anyone who can. . . .
been there. . . done that. . .
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Name: bob
Email: pale_13@usa.net
Date: Wed Feb 21 09:21:41 2001
Comment: I almost fell out of my chair at the "or really just sex with _other people_" crack. ROTFLMAO!
Great story!
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Name: eudas
Email:
Date: Wed Feb 21 03:41:35 2001
Comment: ebitch has personality. i like!
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Name: tshaw
Email: tclarke@wimsey.com
Date: Wed Feb 21 02:12:49 2001
Comment:
Dear sweetie e-bitch, you would rather be laid off with your fancy nice
sheets than trudge and claw up the corporate step stool the way your
80's sisters did. |
Name: TC
Email: topcat@telus.net
Date: Wed Feb 21 02:10:13 2001
Comment: hil-fucking-arious
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Name: steve gilliard
Email: sgilliard@netslaves.com
Date: Wed Feb 21 01:25:15 2001
Comment:
Well, there is the fact that chefs are crazy control freaks and if the
Food Network told the truth it would be dirtier than Playboy, but
that's a different story. If you can't take shit from people, you'd
wind up fighting every night.
And I have a solution for your need for coffee. www.mojocoffee.com.
You roast the beans in the microwave, which sounds like bullshit, but
the coffee is great and I'm a tea person.
I think Starbucks makes shiity coffee and detest it. I usually head
over to my nearest PR bakery or restaurant for real coffee. If every
Starbucks was vaporized, I'd be happy.
Try mojo and say I sent you. It's Fucked Company approved. Pud likes it too. :-)
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