It was a casual day where I was reading my mail, responding in kind, and deleting the spam, when I came across an email from my good friend IGNORE the HYPE from Canada. Here is what he said: "Taking the quote 'epitome of pointlessness' ... here is my custom.dic file from Word97 for publication..."

I read it over, laughed a couple of times (dreamspank! dreamspank? what the hell is dreamspank?), and then realized that looking through someone's dictionary file is a major invasion of privacy. It's like looking through your neighbor's garbage and finding out that his wife ripped a pair of Victoria's Secret underwear while they were eating Domino's pizza and drinking Pepsi One. Either way, a custom dictionary file is rather private and rather revealing about who that person is.

It is because Devil Shat has been described as the "epitome of pointlessness" that I bring you this shining example. I've learned more sifting through IGNORE the HYPE's dictionary file than I have in the year we've been emailing back and forth.

And so, without further hesitation:

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ahahahaha ahahahha ahahhahah
ahahhahahah ahhh andrewK
annihilation_fountain@iname.com
anyways appinfo.htm archive.gif
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AOLize ARGH ATSG ATTRIB Abdool Admoff
Ahahahaha Ahh Alesi Alla Ang Angelis
Apollonian Asare-Quansah Ascii Asimov's
Ayrton

babyshat baddest basment batmobile
bday beaucoup behaviour bi bickford
biggie bitchin bla bleh bmp bookmarked
bootup burster BAM BASN BBQ Back-Up Baily
Bassels Beckers Beetlejuice Benetton Berne
Berra Bev's Bhash Bi BitchBoy Bitchslap
Bliek BoM Borys Bouril's BudLite BugNet
Bunniee Burnham Burpdate

c'mon c:\my_web c:\webshare\wwwroot
cc'd cd celeb celebs chainmails
chev's chickenshit chicklets
colin@digitalfootprint.com colour colours
comix coooool cos crackheads craploads
crowe.web@altavista.net croweweb C'mon
C:\MSDOS.SYS C:\browser_name\cache\. CCS CGI
CNE CRYPTO CTBT CTHEORY CTheory Cancerman
Carm Chimneystack Clive CoN Congrats Coxwell
Cronos CrossPad Crowe

dah dammit daycare db deconditioning
deconstructionist degaris@hip.atr.co.jp
deja der deskjet devilshat dis'd disoBOY
duh dummied dwinters@yorku.ca D.N.N DECpc
DNN DORKY DVOA Damon Davinder Dery DevilShat
DiCaprio Dino Dionesians Dionysus Disobey.com
Dokey Dreamcoat Dreamspank Drew's

edu-tainment eh ek ekstasis emacs eval
express@vegas.net ezine EOB Educonnect Elio
Elmo

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fraiddycat fucker fuckers fuckin
fundaMENTAList fundaMENTALists F&LiLV
F:\home\your_username_here FMoF FUCKFUCKFUCK
FYI Filescan Flopzilla Fluffy's Fraser
Fromowitz Fucker Fuckers Fw

gawd geez ggill gif glendag godhates.com
godhatesreligion.com goth gotta gotten gov't
GA Gard Garis Gawd Gerrard Gillis Ginsburg
Giveaway Glenda Goatboy Gord Gordo Gov't
Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Greektown Greenlane
Gretzsky Gulliver's Gwardo Gwordo

h:\share\admrept haha hahaha hahahaha
hahhahahahahh harris hehe heheh hehehe
heheheh hehehehe hehehehehe heheheheheheh
heheheheheheheheh hellllpppp hoo hotmail
htm https httpsadmiss Hah Hahah Hahaha
Hahahah Hakkinen Hangin Hebert Hehe Hehhehee
Hell.com Hellraiser Highschool HisJermyNess
Homesite Horton's Hosein Hu HumanOS Huyen

iMac imagemap index.htm index_latest.html
issn@nlc-bnc.ca issue itaregid ICQ ICQ'd
ICQuer IGA IMHO INTERCOUCH IRC ISPs Igave
Ilpo Ilse Ilse's Immola Improv Instagon
Ivana

jerkoff joetomorrow@iname.com joyzine jpg
junkfood.com J.Buck JD Jen Joke_Of_The_Day

kellar kickin kinda komoto Keaton Keele
Khamissi Khuu Kibo Kibology Kilroy Kroker

leandro@capnasty.org lewin lic ling
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listserver llobo logo.old logo.sys looksee
loooove luckies LOL LYCOSNEWS Lan
LanCircuit Larose Lehto Lehto's Leonardo
Lewin Linux LisaLisa ListBot Liszt Lite
Loomis Lucy's Lview

mag mailrelay.yorku.ca mailsrv.yorku.ca
majorly makelist.com mdb mech meeeeee mega
melonheads mic mimi mindless.com
mmmmmeeellllltting monkeyjunkies motherfucker
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MacKay MacKay's Mair's Malakai Mansell
Marathonfilmman Marika Marika's Marilouise
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McLuhan Mclarens Medha Mellonhead Merci
Microsloth Microsloth's Mikey Mirabilis Mmmmmm
Monospaced Moola Moonshade Moosehead Morbii
Morbus MorbusOS Mornin Mowse Moynihan Muhahah
Mulan Mulder Mulderism Mutafucker Mydek

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nothin no frills npriestl npriestl@bus.yorku.ca
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NaughtyRobot Naw Neato Neil@YorkU.CA NetObjects
Netscrape Nextstep Nihilo-Fountainers Nokia Nora's
Nurburgring

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Octopussy Ohmart Okey Ooohhh Opps Orangeville
Organization Osgoode Osmond

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Priestly's

QMS Quan

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rogers roomie roomies REDFUCKINGNECKHEAVEN
RKM RL RWF Ramlall Ramlall's Rinaldi
Rocco's

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Sasha Saweczko Schulich Schumacher
Schumacher's Scully Sefi Selleck Senna
Senna's Sheesh Smarties SoftTrain SparQ
Spock Springer Springerish Stallone
Stalone Steeles Struthers SuperMorbus
Suuuuureeeee Suzuka

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Technovomit TeleGordi Tenn Thks
Thornhill Thurrott Trainspotting
Tulino

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Valcin Vernor Viagra Vic Vigiser
Villeneuve Vinge Vito

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www.hell.com www.icq.com www.mdg.ca
www.shit.com www.smellslikefish.com
www.york.ca www.yorku www.yorku.ca
wwwroot WILLIAMT WTO Whassat Whurl Wiliamt
WilliamT Williamt WillyT WinInfo WinSoft
Windoze

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ya yaaay yadda ye yelt yoela yorku.ca
YELTS Yakub Yelt Yeltzin Yer Yoda Yonge
YorkAdmin YorkLine Yorkish Yuk Yuks Yup
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zine zines zuzu zvacation.dir
zvacation.msg zvaction.msg ZMail
Zaidan Zenflesh Zetsumetsu Zmail

98-Nov-24
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okie so i'm like wayyyy late in replyin to this, but that's what i get for thinkin i could have a life...and btw, thanks for posting this...i REALLY needed a good laugh. I laughed so hard I cried, so I killed two birds with one stone. What was really funny was that I knew what most of those words/terms meant.. [go figure]

There were a few that kinda thru me for a loop...babyshat? would that be the past tense of babyshit, or the child like form of devilshat? and of course, the "dreamspank" caught my idea. I don't want to even begin to know what that is, altho with my perverted mind, I have an idea.

SIX different variations of the word *fuck*...i personally only have 3..not that anyone needed to know that..."HisJermyNess"?? LMAO! That's definitely a new one on me. Oops, just found motherfucker. Make that 7 variations.

Morbii? Would that mean that there are more then one of you? Mutafucker...make that 8.

pearpimplesforhairyfishnuts....do I really wanna know? probably not.

REDFUCKINGNECKHEAVEN...amen. 'nuff said.

supermorbus....can it really be true? i would be in morbus heaven.

This truly was entertaining. Kudos to Morbus and IGNORE the HYPE for putting this out.

Doesn't anybody think IGNORE the HYPE's list is interesting besides you and me? I would like to see other lists like this... there's something about that "prying into someone's private life" thing... and hell, HYPE's list contains some beauties!

I think I like it better when you write about important issues. Who really cares about dictionaries, I can buy one at a bookstore!

duh hello exactly. i like to duh rape people exactly who i exactly don't agree with duh. if i do duh exactly agree with duh them it is because i exactly have duh raped them duh before exactly. i duh do this because exactly "i am a moron and this is my wife. she's frosting a cake with a paper knife" exactly. i have duh homoerotic duh fantasies about men who exactly who say duh dreamspank OUCH! Duh duh duh duh duh exactly. because "i am a moron and this is my wife. she's frosting a cake with a paper knife" exactly. and i am OMNI-IMPOTENT! exactly.

exactly. just having looked through this custom dictionary, i feel as if i might have just raped the person who created it. i did notice he didn't have the elusive STUNZEED, or DEEZNUTS or FEEM. but maybe that's just me.

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Devil Shat Thirty Eight was released on 10/22/98. Last updated: 01/02/99.