__ __ \ \ /_/i e w e r issue 11 vol. 2 Dec. 21/99 \ \/| |i s c r e t i o n ISSN 1481-2266 \__| |/ v_d@iname.com | _ |/ archived at disobey.com |___|/ http://www.disobey.com/text/ __ __________________ _ __________________ _ _________________ __ __ ________________ _ __________________ _ ___________________ __ __ ______________ _ __________________ _ _____________________ __ T h e r e a r e 1 1 d a y s r e m a i n i n g . . . In this issue: WELCOME QUOTABLE SURREALIST SHITE - SUBMITTED BY JOHN S. NIN CONCERT SPECIAL ON MTV TUESDAY ETC :: WELCOME :: Welcome to the "last issue of your life" issue. If the y2k hype is to be believed that is. I don't believe it though. Aside from a few small glitches and the occasional terrorist bombing in the US I think all will be quiet. But I could be wrong... We'll soon find out. Anyways, a smaller issue for y'all this time out with it being the festive season and all. So lets move onto reader mail... Andrew S. Miller spoketh thus about last issue: ug, the world records was fucked up. a football? Yeah...having sex witht that woman would be tantamount to throwing a banana through a barn door...Shudder is right...Crawl in take a look around... About the smell-o-rama webshite things Angiec had this to say: i am dismayed. i guess this brings to a shtinky halt my nifty moonlighting gig of mailing out my freshly-worn panties, carefully preserved in a zip-lok bag, to the loogans who ask for them. You mean all this time I've been stealing them I could have got them for free?!?!?!? Sheesh. Thanks for sharing... Angie also posed this thought provoking question: i wonder what the Cindy Crawford rim-job website would smell like? :-P Shite? And AFeXT had some drivil to add but I'm not going to publish it because, well because I'm the editor damn it and I can do things like that.. POWER..... I read somewhere about San Francisco competing with New York's new year tradition of dropping a big ball on top of a building during the count down. It seems San Fran is going to drop a big olive into a building sized martini glass. Really. More money than brains. Y2K fever? ... Oh well, in the sentimental department - I want to thank all the friends, contributors, readers and even the detracters who have indulged me with this thing called Viewer Discretion over the last year - it's been fun. I hope you all have an incredibly great holiday season and even better new year. So until next time I bid you adeau.... This issue wasn't speel checked. :: QUOTABLE :: "Please promptly rewire your entire personality so that you're no longer an incredible asshole." -bunniee wabbit :: SURREALIST SHITE - SUBMITTED BY JOHN S. :: From: rubberma@webtv.net Subject: surrealist shit if jim morrison rewrote the epic of gilgamesh-- but he cant, theyre both dead spectoral visions in dim lighting on the thresh hold of death/ he reaches out for the hand of life-- missing it by a fraction so they tell me river wyld river of broken dreams/bear testament to a death unkind and tho another figure white tattered garment blowing in the wynd staggers up the slope towards me i pull out my dick--a labourious micturating/all o'er hallowed ground FUCK YOU REAPER! his drunken dead in tow,ridiculous shambling pathetic corpses,these,all ina row/shooting up helpless slimy frogs with celophaned heroin sticks squirm gyrations in nightmare woods on a misty darkling bank a truck vrooms outa control splashed out-- horrible contortions of deaths dansers (here i must end the insanity.it's a recollection of events:dreams,mental anguish,my friends suicide,a childhood incident.) http://community.webtv.net/rubberma/TheUnpublishedWorks :: NIN CONCERT SPECIAL ON MTV TUESDAY :: For those of you with cable who are Nine Inch Nails fans, there is a concert being broadcast tonight. Here's the info for Zentertainment. (and if anyone wants to make me a video copy of it I would be eternally greatful....). NIN CONCERT SPECIAL ON MTV TUESDAY MTV will present NINE INCH NAILS' first-ever concert special this Tuesday, December 21st, at 11pm. Taped by professional cameramen and fans, the 30-minute special previewing Trent Reznor's "Fragility" tour features footage culled from Barcelona, Milan, Munich, Vienna, Berlin, Copenhagen, Paris, Dusseldorf, Tilburg, and London. Reznor will also take part in his first-ever online chat Tuesday at 11:30pm ET. http://mtv.com http://www.nin.com :: ETC :: You can catch VD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. If you want VD delivered to your mailbox, send an empty email to: v_d-subscribe@makelist.com Conversely, if you don't want VD, figure it out (it has something to do with empty mail and v_d-unsubscribe@makelist.com - duh). 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