__ __ \ \ /_/i e w e r issue 6 vol. 1 october 13/98 \ \/| |i s c r e t i o n ISSN 1481-2266 \__| |/ v_d@iname.com | _ |/ archived at disobey.com |___|/ http://www.disobey.com/text/ __ __________________ _ __________________ _ _________________ __ __ ________________ _ __________________ _ ___________________ __ __ ______________ _ __________________ _ _____________________ __ In this issue: WELCOME QUOTABLE HORROR - BY MORBUS CONSPIRACYSHITE ETC :: WELCOME :: Welcome to the "I got a new job and I don't know how I got it" issue. About 2 weeks ago I applied for a Computer Coordinator's job here on campus figuring that in reality I'd never even get an interview. Well, I got an interview and consequently the job. So now I'll be running the tech support department for one of the colleges here on campus. This also involves working with Mac's, Unix, NT, multimedia, support for faculty, staff and students... I have no idea how I got this job - really fooled somebody somewhere. Imagine... Me being employed as a Computer Coordinator is kinda like letting the fox manage the hen house - woohoo! November 2 is the start date... In other notable news, nothing fucking happened these last two weeks at all. Wow, I must be getting boring. No movies, no night out, wait, we had Indian food (as in India) a couple of times - that's cool. I don't know if any of you out there like Indian food but personally I think it is the best tasting food on the planet. If you haven't tried it let me say this first off, INDIAN FOOD IS NOT ALL CURRY! So don't bother sending any whining notes about hating the smell of curry in your apartment building or whatever. I don't care. I like it. So grow up and get over it. Besides I could make a coconut/onion/curry/fish dish that melt any curry complaints in your mouth forever. Experimenting with new foods is one of my favorite pastimes. If you haven't tried [insert name of ethnic food here] then you can't complain about it. Well, you can but people will just think you're knob. The only thing better than Indian food is, well, that's a whole other subject that Goatboy and I have discussed that I'm not going to get into here, hehehe... One other thing, actually two things: 1) everyone should send a note to Antipress1@aol.com asking for a copy of AntiPress #1. It's a really interesting, well worth the read, critique of stupid journalism in the mainstream press. Read it and then pester them to get issue #2 out soon. And 2) everyone should also check out disobey.com's latest world domination feature: DNN - Disobey Network News. Go to http://www.disobey.com to not only read DNN but also learn how you can become a contributor - do your part to help Morbus take over the planet before some religious fanatics blow it up. Tell 'em both that VD sent ya. Anyways, let's get on with this issue, which has less sections but more content this time around. The Conspiracyshite piece is really long but worthy of publication so some things had to be sacrificed... And, oh yeah, it was my birthday last weekend so if you want to send me some lavish gifts or something (how 'bout that video tape Ang? hehe), that would be cool with me. Have fun and be careful out there... :: QUOTABLE :: "A Kentucky bookbinder and printer, Timothy Hawley Books, offers a line of what it calls bibliocadavers == handsomely bound volumes whose blank or printed pages are created from a pulp containing the ashes of a loved one." -Atlantic Monthly, September 1998, page 24 in "Notes and Comment" by Cullen Murphey "If you don't respect our intellectual property, we will use our intellect to hunt you down and kick your ass into a bloody pulp." -ANTI-PRESS EZINE #01 :: HORROR - BY MORBUS :: The Gate Besides the fact that I am definitely going to see BRIDE OF CHUCKY this weekend, I didn't see anything new new new. None of that URBAN LEGEND shit from Williamson, which inevitably was another I KNOW WHAT YOUR BOOBS DID LAST SUMMER... nor did I see that great "mouth stitch rip scene" from that other movie whose name I can't remember. No, this week, I saw THE GATE. THE GATE has some of the coolest evil henchmen that I have seen in a long time. These guys are obviously stop-motion, but it doesn't really matter. Probably about a foot high, and looking like some gargoyle with a suckermouth, they can form into "Ultra-Evil" and become (for example) a dead person crashing through a wall. When hit a bunch of times with a blunt object, the dead person... drips... into the little beasties. Besides the fact that it's just plain cool, the special fx team does a good job pulling it off. Although not the best horror movie in the world, I can't think of anything that makes THE GATE bad. With evil music influencing the pre- love-Marilyn-Manson kid into attempting to exorcise the demons which appear after the magical words are accidentally recited, to the endless "they keep coming back" and the sadly disappointing "just kidding, everyone who died comes back to life" ending, THE GATE is pretty damn good. Oop, wait... there is one bad thing. No one dies on screen. Well, unless you count the "Modified-Ultra-Evil" (doesn't split into evil henchmen) impersonation being beaten to death by the little kid. But that's not a REAL death, because it's not human to begin with. THE GATE works seamlessly, with innocent events turning into "oh my god, THAT'S what that was?" and a kick ass Evil Henchmen-Leading Demon (the scene where the henchmen crowd around and raise the Demon is awesome too). This is definitely a movie you want to rent. :: CONSPIRACYSHITE :: Someone forwarded this to me and I've lost the original note so I can't give credit where credit is due... If you know who compiled this drop VD a line so we can set things right. (This is just the cheap ass way of saying we at VD haven't bothered to substantiate any of the claims below - yellow journalism at it's finest! woodoggie!!!!) BELOW IS A LIST OF DEAD PEOPLE CONNECTED WITH BILL CLINTON: James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr's investigation. Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House. Vince Foster - Former White House counselor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide. Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former NC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors. C. Victor Raiser II - & - Montgomery Raiser - Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992. Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor". Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events. Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house. James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people containing names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas. James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater. Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in May 1994 was found dead in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she was going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a codefendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones. Bill Shelton - Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite of his fiancee. Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton friend, Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor. Florence Martin - Accountant subcontractor for the CIA related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of three gunshot wounds. Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when she was an Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death. Paula Grober - Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one-car accident. Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparent suicide in the middle of his investigation. Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death. Jon Parnell Walker - Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993 was investigating Morgan Guarantee scandal. Barbara Wise - Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce. Charles Meissner - Assistant Secretary of Commerce, who gave John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash. Dr. Stanley Heard - Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's advisory council personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and brother. Barry Seal - Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas, Death was no accident. Johnny Lawhorn Jr. - Mechanic, found a check made out to Clinton in the trunk of a car left in his repair shop. Died when his car hit a utility pole. Stanley Huggins - Suicide. Investigated Madison Guarantee. His report was never released. Hershell Friday - Attorney and Clinton fundraiser died March 1, 1994 when his plane exploded. Kevin Ives & Don Henry - Known as "The boys on the track" case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. Controversial case where initial report of death was due to falling asleep on railroad track. Later reports claim the 2 boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury. THE FOLLOWING SIX PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE IVES / HENRY CASE: Keith Coney - Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck July, 1988 Keith McMaskle - Died stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988. Gregory Collins - Died from a gunshot wound January 1989. Jeff Rhodes - He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989. James Milan - Found decapitated. Coroner ruled death due to natural causes. Jordan Kettleson - Was found shot to death in the front seat of is pickup truck in June 1990. Richard Winters - Was a suspect in the Ives/ Henry deaths. Was killed in a setup robbery July 1989 THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD Major William S. Barkley Jr. Captain Scott J. Reynolds Sgt. Brian Hanley Sgt. Tim Sabel Major General William Robertson Col. William Densberger Col. Robert Kelly Spec. 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