Fortune cookies are wonderful little treats... they appear with the check, signalling the end of a great (or not so great) meal. You burp, think about what you're gonna do when you get home, and rip open that crinkly package, parting the butt cheeks of the stale dough. As with many traditions and paradigms, boredom sets in. Not for the people who rip open the cookies, but for those who make them, day after day. Below, you'll find real fortunes from my local providers: "Family Buffet" and "Rainbow Buffet" (renamed from "Super Crown Buffet").
Name Last modified Size Description
Parent Directory - cookie1.gif 18-Jul-2002 07:25 1.5K Who has a heart of gold? cookie2.gif 18-Jul-2002 07:25 680 Bwahahah. Ah, no, you've got me wrong. cookie3.gif 18-Jul-2002 07:25 1.2K Ok. You're barely making sense here. cookie4.gif 18-Jul-2002 07:25 43 No fortune whatsoever. WahHHaha! cookie5.gif 18-Jul-2002 07:25 2.0K Put my hands where? Sicko! cookie6.gif 18-Jul-2002 07:25 2.8K Even less sense than cookie2.gif. cookie7.gif 18-Jul-2002 07:25 2.8K Yeah, suppose I could, buddy! cookie8.jpg 18-Jul-2002 07:25 7.4K Personification and cookies scare me.